I can be a keen listener (licensed eavesdropper) when I want. It's a partial gift to compensate the fact that I'm short sighted. However, this isn't about how I have ears better than my eyes. This is about what I heard and this wasn't the first time I heard about such a thing. It wasn't the second, the fifth or the twentieth time I was hearing about girls (or women if you've matured enough to take 'girl' as offensive) taking a huge risk with their relationships. It wasn't the first time I heard about a lady sending her friend to 'test' her man.
Let me first explain what happens in such a situation. A lady, call her Eve, sends her friend, call her Jezebel, to test and see if her boyfriend (Eve's boyfriend), call her Ronald, really loves her or will easily fall for another woman's trap. This is not always the case. A lady may do the same thing just for entertainment. Others will do the same just to prove to their other friends that her man really loves her and no one else. They never mind if the guy already knew the ladies are friends but sometimes may send a friend that the guy doesn't really know. In some cases, they send their sisters for the same test. I have to ask: what is wrong with you ladies ????
What if your guy needed such an opportunity to free himself from you? What if your friend and your boyfriend have been eying each other for long till you decided to give them a chance? A legal chance. What if your sister has something to offer that you don't? Oh, yeah. Coming from the same womb doesn't mean offering the same 'goods'.
Remember you came up with the test. How your 'students' do it doesn't matter. You just need the results. What if they end up cuddling? What if they end up sleeping together? What if they enjoy it? What if your man enjoys her sex more than your love making? What if your sister finally gets a guy that understands her well. What if your best friend decides to stay because he can please your man better than you do. What if your man finds a lady that knows what his sexual needs are? What if you deliver the perfect package to your man, in the name of testing him?
Fine, you might be thinking it's not always possible for someone to just up and leave her longtime girlfriend. What if they continue sleeping with each other behind your back? Will you live with the fact that you once sent temptations to your man? Well, I'm just trying to show you that there is no good end to such a situation. No matter how you'll try to justify this, it is just wrong. It's stupidity.
By the way, I won't lie to you. We, men, will make the most out of it. We will take the test as a bachelor's party. You just gave us a free pass to new green pastures. It's simply a crime with a free get-out-of-jail ticket. How will Ronald resist Jezebel, surely! Jezebel and Ronald. Mmmmh ... I wonder how that relationship will be. :-D
However, that's not my point. If you're tired of your man, try this. You'll be 'testing' him while he's 'tasting' your friend/sister. It's probably the best way to end a relationship (to the man): you single and miserable with regrets but him with a brand new girlfriend, delivered at his doorstep, I mean bed, by yours truly.
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