Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
How have you been ever since ... you know what. I hope you are good and that whoever came after me isn't doing as much or as good as i did. Better still, i hope you are still single so that on this Valentine's Day you could just catch a horror movie, all alone, after a long day of sweating your armpits off. I recommend re-watching Wrong Turn 1,2 and 3: it will remind you of me. Wait, it actually remind you of you. Please pick another movie. I'm just kidding, have a lovely Valentine's Day.
Dear Girlfriend,
I hope you skipped the above letter. Unless, God forbid, you wanted to read of what you'll be reading in future. I told Santa to postpone my Christmas gift till this day: just to be with you. Guess Santa isn't real after all. I really miss you and hate the fact that everyone today will be reminding me that. All that red, surprise gifts, holding hands, exchanging smiles, stealing glances, blowing kisses, firing winks, sending flowers, sharing ice cream, licking on chocolate etc.
No worries though. I always find something to convince me that Valentines Day is just another ordinary day. Just that everyone's role models are Bassanio and Portia. Besides, chocolate is just sweetened and repacked human feces. No biggie.
Love you to the end of the world babegal.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
LOL ! Keep your hopes high.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
